Articles by Cable Neuhaus

The Magazine Medic Honors

 Awards season has arrived. The Oscars, the Golden Globes, all the rest. Some of these shows we love, most we secretly mock. There are way too many, to begin with.

The Magazine Medic

AGE: 66 yearsVITALS: Good post-op pulsePROGNOSIS: Gradual improvementRecently, the online investment newsletter 24/7 Wall St. grimly predicted that Road & Track was so deathly ill that it could not survive another year.

The Magazine Medic

THE PATIENT: The HumanistAGE: 71 yearsVITALS: WeakPROGNOSIS: StasisWe imagine our patient as a candidate for a blind date. The other party asks, “Is she pretty?”  “Well, uh, not exactly,” we answer.

The Magazine Medic

THE PATIENT: Where to RetireAGE: 20 yearsVITALS: GoodPROGNOSIS: Positive if patient iswilling to make changes. Who doesn’t harbor dreams of a happy,

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