Identifying the magazines that stood out last year.
Articles by Cable Neuhaus
The Patient: Newsweek Age: 81 years Vitals: Weak Prognosis: Downward spiral Occasionally we are presented with a patient that is half dead.
THE PATIENT: All You AGE: 10 years VITALS: Stable PROGNOSIS: Very good Parents and teachers often instruct kids not to judge others too quickly.
THE PATIENT: Natural Health AGE: 42 yearsVITALS: Improving PROGNOSIS: Excellent
Awards season has arrived. The Oscars, the Golden Globes, all the rest. Some of these shows we love, most we secretly mock. There are way too many, to begin with.
AGE: 18 yearsVITALS: WeakPROGNOSIS: Prepare a DNR
AGE: 66 yearsVITALS: Good post-op pulsePROGNOSIS: Gradual improvementRecently, the online investment newsletter 24/7 Wall St. grimly predicted that Road & Track was so deathly ill that it could not survive another year.
THE PATIENT: Robb ReportAGE: 37 yearsVITALS: SteadyPROGNOSIS: Sclerotic tissue
THE PATIENT: American HandgunnerAGE: 36 yearsVITALS: StrongPROGNOSIS: A long life
THE PATIENT: Porthole Cruise MagazineAGE: 20 yearsVITALS: Dangerously erratic pulsePROGNOSIS: Bleak