Playboy magazine is hosting its second "America’s Sexiest Sportscaster" poll, which closes today. A typically chauvinistic move setting women’s journalism back 15 years. (Sports Illustrated, for some reason, called it "the season’s second most-discussed poll.") The whole thing makes about as much sense as Miss Landmine 2008 (a real competition-seriously).

That said, I guarantee most of the nominees spent Thanksgiving lobbying their families to vote.

The winner, by the way, will be announced November 28.